Stranger Things in Sandy Spring

The Thanksgiving holiday has caused the following thing to happen (apologies Washington Post):

The Turkey That Ate Sandy Spring

The Turkey That Ate Sandy Spring

An apparition has popped up in an otherwise tasteful front yard in Sandy Spring.  Opinions vary as to the genesis of this beast.  One theory holds that tongue depressors (or possibly Popsicle sticks) suddenly became overdosed on growth hormone and assembled themselves into this fowl collage.  Supporting this hypothesis: the house is next to a dentist’s office.

I submit that an unfortunate Adirondack chair met a farmer with a hatchet – it certainly wasn’t hatched!  Supporting this?  Cherchez the fowl feet, fashioned from a saw-toothed farm implement, clearly visible in the close-up.

Gobbler Up Close

Gobbler Up Close

Can’t wait to see what they do for Christmas!

About Judy

I have been cooking and eating all my life. I help run the Olney Farmers and Artists Market in Olney, Maryland, arrange their weekly chef demos and blog from that website (olneyfarmersmarket.org) on Market matters. This personal blog is for all things foodie: cookbooks, products, restaurants, eating.
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