A Tale of Two Guinness: Tasting Two Variations

The nice folks at Taylor Strategies, the PR firm for Guinness in the US, sent me samples of two variations on the theme. 

Old Fashioned Inspired Ale

Bourbon-barrel aged and finished with fruit flavors, this ale was inspired by the cocktail of the same name.  I admit that, if challenged, I couldn’t come close to guessing that it was meant to recall that taste, but it doesn’t really need to reference any other drink to be a perfectly agreeable mouthful.

It presents as lighter in color than the classic stout, with a distinct cherry-red cast, and a good traditional head.  Both of us tasting it agreed that it was a worthy addition to the Guinness family.  I had had initial thoughts about using it in a ham glaze or a Guinness cake, but it was too tasty for that.  We drank it all straight, with dinner.

It’s definitely something to look forward to when the nights start getting longer each year.  I hope they are planning to bring it, or something close to it, back each holiday season.

Old Fashioned Inspired Ale: The Unboxing Picture

Guinness 0 Non-Alcoholic Draught

And just in time for Dry January (celebrating another vibe altogether): Guinness 0.   An alcohol-free version of an icon is a little more fraught, and deserves a more nuanced consideration.  Our samples came with a suggested recipe for a Black Velvet Mocktail (Guinness 0 and non-alcoholic sparkling wine).  We tried it straight first, of course, then mixed with some leftover bubbly and also half-and-half with fizzy lemonade, for the favorite drink of my youth, a shandy.

Tasting G0 straight, the two of us had divergent opinions.  We agreed that its appearance was indistinguishable from the classic pour, with dark, thick body and high head (what the nitro capsule in the can is for!)  We also agreed that the mouth-feel recalled the classic product well.

Although Taster 1 enjoyed the taste when initially poured, they felt it became insipid upon standing.  The BV was too sweet, but the shandy was very good.

Taster 2 was more negative towards the straight pour: oversimplified, with no nuance or complexity, especially missing the chocolate and coffee notes expected in the classic brew.  They disliked the shandy, but very much did like the BV.  No accounting for tastes!

Guinness 0 would be a great choice for a nondrinker out for a night with drinking friends. If I had to swear off alcohol for a time or forever, I would be grateful for the option, especially in the form of a shandy.  But I hope I will be excused for hoping that that day never comes.

Guinness 0: The Drinking Picture
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Three Fowl Things

You don’t have to go far to find strange things these days – just browse your local main-line supermarket.  I’m used to finding exotic ingredients and quirky imported products in ethnic markets, but here are three surprising things found in my local Harris Teeter and Giant Food.

Not-So-Southern Fried

For Thanksgiving, anyone with the death wish urge to deep-fry a Thanksgiving turkey had to look no further than the Olney Harris Teeter.  Gallon containers of peanut oil were stacked in the aisle, complete with instructions printed on the sides.   In case you thought that it was just the opportunity to score a lifetime supply.

Stock Up Now!
Helpful Directions

Stuff-Stuff With Heavy

Also in a celebratory mood, HT is offering frozen terduckens.  I admit to being tempted by these.  For years I listened to the Thanksgiving special on PBS which featured a clutch of famous chefs showing up for dinner, each bringing their specialties.  It’s been awhile since I’ve heard it, and several of the chefs (Julia Child, Paul Prudhomme) are no longer with us, alas.

Chef Paul brought the terducken.  He described it as a Cajun specialty. A chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey, each deboned, and the whole roasted.  He made it sound scrumptious, but it has to be tricky to get the timing just right, avoiding dried-out meat (too long) and a health hazard (too short), not to mention deboning three fowl, both finicking and messy.

But now!  Through the miracle of modern technology, you can buy a ready-made construction for only $37.99!  This version uses the breasts only, which I guess makes the architecture easier, but could lead to an even greater drying-out hazard.  This situation has been presumably circumvented by including a center core of sausage.  Ingenious.  I might have sprung for it, but the price was too high for my frugal soul.

Would Chef Paul Be Proud? Or Mortified?

The Paws That Refreshes

And speaking of frugal, Giant now carries packages of chicken feet.  These are run-of-the-mill for any well-stocked Asian or kosher market.  To see them in Giant is interesting, but what puts the icing on the cake is the name bestowed upon them by the packaging:  CHICKEN PAWS.   Excuse me?  Does Giant think shoppers will look at the package and say, “Oh, my!  I simply must feed my family this brand-new part of the chicken tonight!  They’re so tired of all the breasts and drumsticks after all these years!  Who knew chickens had paws!?”??!!

Keep Your Paws To Yourself!

(Sorry about all the punctuation.  I couldn’t help it.)  But then Giant goes and sobers up by stamping the price label with the cold hard truth.  Chicken feet.  Chicken paw stock; chicken foot stock.  I guess it’s up to the consumer to decide:  reality or fantasy?

Come to that, all three of these odd things have the element of fantasy to them.  I don’t expect to deep-fry a turkey or debone three fowls to stuff them inside each other, but I might think about doing those things.  I will not, however, in my wildest dreams, call chicken feet “paws.”  And nobody else should, either.

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Magic Potions – Magic Play

Review: The Tempest and Related Comestibles at Round House Theatre

The magic of Round House’s current production goes far beyond the mere conjuring of a vasty storm at sea by a master of the very elements.  No, this Tempest keeps the viewers amazed and amused by a constant stream of stage magic, harmonizing songs and fabulous acrobatics, all seamlessly integrated into the original text of the play.  And all this is enhanced after perhaps indulging in some well-curated victuals.

Ever since Round House’s renovation added a café to its lobby, it has developed food and drink programs which complement each current production.  For The Tempest, the Fourth Wall Bar & Café offers choices ranging from the Mediterranean (Prospero is Duke of Milan) to England (well, duh, Shakespeare).  A tasting menu, served and described to us by Food and Beverage Manager Frank Manganello, gave us the chance to try several of the dishes and drinks.

Frank Manganello Pours for Us

We tried a dish of olives (meant to be a drink nibble, nothing special), Seasonal Roasted Vegetables, Kale and Chickpea Soup, and Beef Wellington. We finished with chocolate chip cookies, a fresh-baked staple of the café, no matter the current production!

Olives and Roasted Vegetables
Kale and Chickpea Soup and Beef Wellington

The best of these was the Tuscan-style soup.  It had just the right proportion of kale and chickpeas, nicely seasoned.  The Beef Wellington, which is classically prepared with beef fillet topped with duxelles and/or pate, and wrapped in puff pastry, lacked the fillet. It could have benefitted by an accompanying sauce.

The special drinks developed for The Tempest showed more touches of magic than the food.  Tempest in a Teapot, composed of Beefeater gin, Pierre Ferrand curaçao, earl grey tea, lemon, and vanilla, was served in a fine china teapot, smoke pouring from its spout. It came with a delicate teacup for decanting.  Mr. Manganello explained that the inspiration derived from London fog as well as Tuscan magic.

Holy Smoking Teapot! My Tablemate, Alessandra, Records for Her Instagram, @TastesoftheUnion

The tip-off for the prestidigitation involved in the Sleight of Hand (Tito’s vodka, butterfly pea flower, lemon, simple syrup) was the butterfly pea flower.  I was aware that it changes color with a change of pH level, and so it did.  It arrived blue. Adding the cloudy white contents of a small pitcher resulted in a mauvy-pink concoction.  Both these drinks were very tasty, as well as entertaining. 

Sleight of Hand Starts out Blue
And Turns Pink

Served with the cookies, my favorite tipple of the night was revealed to be “Card Trick” Ale.  Here’s how it’s described by Round House’s website:

Dessert and Bespoke Ale

We’re pleased to announce a special collaboration with our friends at Astro Lab Brewing, who helped us create a truly magical brew for this show: “CARD TRICK” Ale, a delightful black IPA double dry hopped with El Dorado, Centennial, and Mosaic. Drink up, it’s a limited time offering. Cheers!

Would the drinks menu upstage the play?  Assuredly not!  The production mixed the charm of Shakespeare’s text with Teller’s captivating stage magic, a fabulous interpretation of the “monster” Caliban by Pilobolus, and the music of Tom Waits.

I would not have imagined that the classic stage illusions of the Twister Box and the Levitating Lady, among others, would work as well as they do here.  Combined with the amazing card skills of Nate Dendy’s Ariel, the isle’s ambient “sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not,” are brought vividly to the stage.

Eric Hissom (Prospero) and Nate Dendy (Ariel) in The Tempest at Round House Theatre. Photo by Scott Suchman. 
Nate Dendy (Ariel), Megan Graves (Miranda), and Eric Hissom (Prospero) in The Tempest at Round House Theatre. Photo by Scott Suchman.

Music is provided by a 4-person band on the upper level.  Vocals and percussion (including sound effects!) realize Shakespeare’s intentions for a production filled with music.  The Tom Waits songs don’t mimic Elizabethan airs, but are fine replacements for them.

The cast of The Tempest at Round House Theatre. Photo by Scott Suchman. 
Ryan Sellers (Caliban) and Hassiem Muhammad (Caliban) in The Tempest at Round House Theatre. Photo by Scott Suchman. 

The acrobatic movements of the “monstrous” Caliban (Hassiem Muhammad and Ryan Sellers), courtesy of Pilobolus, never fail to mesmerize.  In fact, if I have one criticism of this production, it’s that at times, there’s too much action on stage to follow all of it.  I watched in constant fear of missing something.

Never mind.  Go see it! And get a drink before the show! 

The Tempest at Round House Theatre in collaboration with the Folger Theatre through January 15, 2023.

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My (Partial) Week of Italian Food in Washington, DC

In November the Embassy of Italy’s Istituto Italiano di Cultura – Washington celebrated the Week of Italian Food in America.  That week also, coincidentally, saw the opening of the Carpaccio exhibit at the National Gallery of Art.  To both events I say,  Buon Appetito!

Lovely Baking  

On behalf of the Istituto, I was invited to attend a Baking Masterclass taught by an Italian chef,  Rita Monastero.  Chef Rita has appeared on Italian television, written 11 cookbooks (alas, none in English, although one has been translated into Turkish), and has taught in-person classes throughout Italy and in Bangkok.  She is known as LovelyCheffa, which might lose something in translation.

Most of the students in the class were the lucky winners of a lottery conducted on social media, so I was not the only one taking many pictures, intending to post a record online!  But we did have to put down the camera (me) and phones (everybody else) because the class was hands-on with the dough.

Chef Rita started by demonstrating how to mix dough by making a well for the wet ingredients in the pile of flour on the table and attacking it with your hands until something forms that can be kneaded and left to rise.  Although I understand that this is a traditional European technique, I usually opt for a bowl and sometimes even a dough hook when I bake.  Chef didn’t disagree.  “I usually use a machine at home,” she admitted.  But she was good at it!

Chef Rita Demonstrates Mixing Dough
Recording Layering the Meat

The first project was a loaf of Semi-sweet Plaited Bread, filled with deli meat and cheese.  Chef made one, with help from some of the students, but since it has two rises and bakes for one hour, the finished product was produced by the magic oven just before class was over.  No one minded.

Chef Braids the Bread
Slicing the Finished Loaf

We also made Pumpkin Roman Buns, and got to practice a roll-up-and-tuck technique which promised to counteract the density of adding in mashed pumpkin.  Since the class buns didn’t have time to rise, we once again had to take it on trust that ours would have turned out as perfect as Chef Rita’s precooked ones did.

Rolling and Folding Rolls
Rolling Lesson
Like This?
My Rolls with the Recipe

The last lesson was one we all enjoyed, not least because we all got to take home the finished product: Grissini, or Italian Breadsticks.  We mixed a very simple dough and practiced fashioning sticks of varying thicknesses and lengths.  Names on the baking paper ensured that the batches were not mixed up.  Mine were delicious, if I say so myself.

Well, Not Bad for a First Try

At the end of the lesson, we indulged in a final round of recording the photogenic products.  Then we ate those products for lunch.

Finished Photogenic Products

And Lovely But Disappointing

The National Gallery of Art opened a new exhibit: Vittore Carpaccio: Master Storyteller of Renaissance Venice. Now I don’t want anyone to get the wrong impression; I didn’t expect the pictures to be all about food, even though, when I hear “carpaccio” (and I think I’m not alone in this), what comes to mind is the dish of shaved raw meat dressed with vinaigrette.

This exhibit is rather a collection of the paintings of the appetizer’s namesake.  The legend holds that Giuseppe Cipriani, founder of Harry’s Bar in Venice, Italy, invented the dish in 1963 to honor a patron who was ordered by her doctor to eat uncooked meat.  The name came from the red pigments of the dresses in an exhibition of Carpaccio paintings near the restaurant.

Why was I disappointed?  Because search though I might, I could find nary a reference to food or cooking in any of these fabulously sumptuous pictures.  Full of detail as they were (and they were!  Many of them reward the prolonged gaze), they were sadly bereft of pictures including my particular obsession.  In only the very first example of Carpaccio’s work, at the entrance to the exhibit, did I notice any activity related to food gathering.  Admittedly, that one was terrific – a group of gentlemen in boats on the lagoon, fishing with egrets. 

The Gentlemen Fish While the Ladies Pose

I had to be satisfied for the rest of the exhibit with marveling at the paintings for themselves: St. George spearing the dragon, St Augustine in his study, a portrait of a fine young knight in armor half German and half Italian, according to our tour guide, Gretchen Hirschauer, curator of Italian and Spanish painting.

St George and the Unlucky Dragon
St. Augustine and Curator Hirschauer
Dragon Lives! As Wall Decoration

This exhibit of work by a Renaissance master not very well-known outside of Venice will be on view until February, 2023.  Go see it, and don’t ask, “Where’s the beef?”

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Happy International Stout Day!

My good friends at Taylor Strategy wanted to be sure I was aware of this “day” dedicated to my favorite style of beer.  They’re the PR firm for Guinness, so it makes perfect sense.  When they offered to send me a couple of bottles of Extra Stout to use as inspiration for an article, I graciously accepted.

Unboxing the Guinness

I went to the Guinness website in search of inspiration for recipes using or compatible with stout.  There are many; most of them either use beer as an ingredient or are designed to stand their ground with it by using bold, complementary flavors.  I chose Curried Cauliflower Gratin as an easy dinner dish to go with stout.  I added some sausage meat to make it a one-dish meal.

Cauliflower About to be Baked
And Ready to Eat

The recipe was easy to access from the Guinness site, which is not always a given.  The layout on the recipe page is sometimes confusing, and ingredient usages are not always clearly specified. Be sure you read the recipe closely before you choose it!

The difficulty level for the cauliflower dish is given as “easy,” which is correct.  This contrasts with the frankly “hard” rating for the featured recipe for Stout Day, contributed by Chef Kwame Onwuachi. The Ribeye Suya Skewers with Peanut and Guinness Extra-Stout Aioli is described as “elevated street food… sure to bring complex aromas and robust flavors to your home.”  The complete dish involves preparing five separate recipes; the ingredient list for one of them could not be found on the site.  And if you believe that the total prep time is only 25 minutes, I have a bridge you might be interested in purchasing. (Ironically, it’s the Peanut and Guinness Extra Stout Aioli ingredient list that’s missing – the only component that incorporates the ingredient of focus.)

But I digress.  The cauliflower was delicious.  It went very well with the Extra Stout.  Happy International Stout Day, indeed!

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Review: Nine Night at Round House

The Jamaican funeral tradition of Nine Night shapes the current production at the Round House Theatre.  Family matriarch Gloria has died and lies in state in her bedroom, while her family welcomes the community to celebrate her life with food, drink, dancing, and the airing of grievances.  It falls on Gloria’s cousin, Maggie (Kim Bey), and daughter Lorraine (Lilian Oben), to carry on the tradition while trying to sort out their feelings for her and the rest of the family.

The revelry occurs mostly offstage while the audience is treated to crackling performances by Anita (Kaitlyn Boyer), Lorraine’s daughter, Robert (Avery Glymph), and Sophie, Robert’s wife (Katie Debuys).  Family relationships are hashed over, and plans for the disposal of Gloria’s house proposed and contested.

Maggie has the best lines.  When the cremation of Gloria’s body is suggested, she replies, “We don’t cook our people!”  And another, and (I confess) rather baffling exclamation, “Don’t shoot the goose because the chicken never laid the egg!”

Robert, it appears, is a bit of a scam artist.  He tries to persuade his uncle Vince (Doug Brown) to fall in with his plan to sell the house, which Lorraine opposes.  She is trying to exorcize Gloria’s spirit from the house and her own psyche, when a visit from Trudy, Gloria’s daughter left behind years ago, makes an entrance which electrifies the play.

Trudy (Joy Demichelle) brings presents from Jamaica (including the all-important rum) for everyone, but more importantly, she’s a life-force which pushes all of the family towards confrontation of their personal demons.  The resolution of old issues moves the play towards its climax, together with the final resting of Gloria’s perturbed spirit.

Round House is continuing its own tradition of matching the offerings in its Fourth Wall Bar and Café to the current production.  It has partnered with Negril Jamaican Eatery, a venerable (over 40 years!) establishment with several locations in the area, to provide curries, patties, and coco bread together with one nod to the London setting of Nine Night, a banger sausage sandwich. For sweets and drinks, rum cake, sorrel (hibiscus) tea and Ting (Jamaican grapefruit soda) are available, along with three custom-designed bourbon and rum cocktails.

Avery Glymph (Robert), Doug Brown (Vince), Kaitlyn Boyer (Anita), Kim Bey (Maggie), and Lilian Oben (Lorraine) in Nine Night at Round House Theatre. Photo credit: Round House
Kaitlyn Boyer (Anita) and Joy DeMichelle (Trudy) in Nine Night at Round House Theatre. Photo credit: Round House
Cast, Director (Timothy Douglas) and Author (Natasha Gordon) at the Opening Night Party
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Three Odd Things: July 2022 Edition

I didn’t have to leave the front aisle of the Olney Harris Teeter in order to gather the Odd Things entries for this month.  The seasonal Summer display included what might be the epitome of the bone-laziness of the American people crossed with a slightly less disgusting but still snort-inducing appliance.

First, this:

Mo Muss, No Fuss, No Fun

S’mores-in-a-bag.  Not kidding. 

A product which takes possibly the most nostalgia-infused production ever, which can only properly be produced by an open flame, the marshmallow held in the sweet spot of a campfire for just the right amount of time for the proper char and meltiness; the Hershey’s milk chocolate square poised on the graham cracker, ready to receive said marshmallow neatly and without slopping off the sides; the warm but not burning sensation of the gooey, melty, crunchy, perfect bite of a summer night; and puts it in a bag for shelf-stable consumption.

May whoever conceived of this travesty be condemned to having every marshmallow they ever try to toast fall off into the flames.

And then right next to the sacks of decadence was a stack of electric burners designed for melting marshmallows on a tabletop.  Is there no end?  Does anyone have house space for a single-use appliance designed for possibly the narrowest of applications ever?  (Says the admitted owner of a breadmaker which has sat unused for many many years.)

Just a Little More Fuss

And think of the mess when the marshmallow falls off your stick and melts on your kitchen table, or worse, falls on the burner itself!

Strolling over to the produce aisle, I found the third Odd Thing: Baby Groot flogging roasted pistachio nuts.

I Am Green Groot
Full of Nuts

Is there a rivalry going on between advertising agencies?  Baby Groot vs. Baby Yoda?  I thought it was cute when I saw the “I was Groot” chopstick rests and even bought a couple, but this is really going too far.  I can see that it’s way too late to stop the tide of merchandising tie-ins, but I never thought of Groot as a pistachio tree, and I bet he didn’t either.  Assuming there are pistachios in the “Guardians of the Galaxy” universe.

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Wild Backyard: Spring-Summer 2022 Edition

So, maybe succession is real.  When I was lamenting the dearth of pokeweed, for years so prolific in my backyard, my daughter suggested that it was just the natural progression of the species population.

But isn’t that the whole point of having lawns, yards, gardens, etc.: to tame the spread of nature and halt the processes that would return our artificial savanna to Eastern woodlands?  How dare the pokeweed decide to overrule us humans and absent itself by its own volition?

Whatever, the profusion of poke seems to have been supplanted by a fine harvest of wineberries.  I’ll be the first to admit that I have encouraged the several thickets that have sprung up on the edges of my yard, as I really love this wild fruit.

Wineberries: Part of the Harvest
Wineberries on the Bush

Totally ignored by commercial fruit interests, more fragile than raspberries, covered with mostly-benign thorns, fairly seedy, these bushes supply me with breakfast fruit for their all-too-brief season in the late spring through early summer.  I usually manage to beat the birds and deer to enough of them to eat them fresh (many go directly from bush to mouth) and freeze a few for later.

This season, there were plenty to eat and also to use to produce a batch of shrub.  I made a small amount of this old but newly-trendy elixir last year as an experiment and wished I had made more.  This time, I used a whole quart of apple cider vinegar and have plenty to try out with new uses.  Besides just drinking it mix-and-matched with sparkling water, lemonade, and/or hibiscus tea, I’ve used it to quick-pickle onions and as a substitute for vinegar in salad dressing.

It keeps for weeks in the refrigerator.  I look forward to finding many more uses for it!

Shrub Begun

The purple shiso is shaping up to be another fine crop.  I’ve been marinating leaves overnight in soy sauce, garlic, brown sugar and red pepper flakes, then wrapping each leaf around a small chopstickful of warm rice.  It’s the Korean way, and takes practice to do it gracefully.  Even when the little bundles fall apart (which mine do frequently), they are still delicious.  Even better with a little sesame oil.

Shiso in the Pot
Shiso Escaped
Shiso Marinating

The shiso was a gift from a friend of mine a few years ago.  She warned me that it would take over the yard, so I planted it in a large pot on my patio.  I am now finding it in odd places where, I suppose, the birds have had their way with it.  It hasn’t managed to overwhelm the grass (and assorted interloping weeds) of the lawn yet, and I imagine the regular cutting keeps it in check.  I don’t mind having a pop of purple in odd places around the place – and tasty with it!

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Dogfish’s Latest Spin: Fermentation Engastration, Layers and Lay-ers

I should not have been surprised to learn of a collaboration between Gastro Obscura and Dogfish Head Brewery.  I’ve been enjoying regular email from G.O. for several years now, informing me of weird and wonderful things of culinary interest.  (See also my review of their book, Gastro Obscura: A Food Adventurer’s Guide.)

And Dogfish Head: such a good match in attitude and spirit!  Their previous adventures have included Midas Touch with the University of Pennsylvania Museum, a beer based on a 2,700-year-old recipe.  I have a dogfish-shaped church key with their motto, “Off-centered Ales,” both practical and whimsical.

Bottle and Bottle Opener

Now comes their latest oblong-shaped effort, dubbed “Fermentation Engastration.”  A little bit of an eye-roll, maybe?  This multisyllabic moniker (strange even for their line of product) commands attention, but the description of the beverage behind the label as “the turducken of the beer world” inspires amused interest, and a desire to experience it for oneself.  Fortunately, I was able to do that.  Sam Calagione, Dogfish Head founder and brewer, kindly sent me a bottle to taste.

I’m aware of the term “turducken” by way of Paul Prudhomme, the late, lamented New Orleans chef.  He popularized (if not invented) this example of culinary excess, by which a deboned chicken is stuffed inside a duck, which in turn is stuffed inside a turkey.  The whole construct is then roasted long enough to cook it through.  It’s tricky – cooked too long, the turkey breast will be irretrievably dried out; not long enough, and the chicken will be dangerously underdone. The duck should be pretty good, though, especially if seasoned with plenty of Cajun-style spice.

So how does the metaphor translate to a liquid beverage?   Mr. Calagione says, “The ‘turducken’ of beer… artfully melds a whole myriad of complex ideas and brewing concepts into one multi-layered drinking event.”  According to the Dogfish Head blog, “Fermentation Engastration draws inspiration from a collection of complex fermented beverages – a rose-scented sake, a Mid-Atlantic honey and date mead, a bittersweet hard cider, a fruity Muscat wine and a rustic farmhouse ale.”

Translate that to the ingredients on the label: barley, spelt, muscat grape juice concentrate, flaked rice, apple juice concentrate, honey rice syrup, date syrup, yeast, hops and rose petals.

I Had to Share It

Now this could well have resulted in a muddle of undistinguished flavors, but such is the mastery of craft at Dogfish Head that our tasting of Fermentation Engastration resulted in a delightful experience.  Each flavor was distinct, presenting in series and on separate places on the tongue and palate.  As sip followed sip, the drinker was presented with an intriguing, complex experience.  There was a distinct floral essence on the back of the tongue; a sense of grapey-ness, only a touch sweet; and just a tiny hint of hops in the finish.

In short, a unique beer and a worthy entrant in the collection of Dogfish Head’s experimental brews.  I’m only sorry it appears to be no longer available, limited edition as it was.  I’ll look forward to their next collaboration, perhaps again with Gastro Obscura?  An Obscura object of desire.

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Nollywood Dreams Review: Your Dreams Too Could Come True!

The current show at Round House assures many laughs, admiration for the set and lighting design, envy for the amazing costumes based on African fabrics, and a few tasty snacks as well.  What’s not to like?

The plot is admittedly light and fanciful.  Nothing profound or weighty, but if you are looking for a perfect rom-com escape for these warm summer nights, this is it.  The acting is consistently hilarious, matched to parts of the ingenue, the wacky sidekick (sister), the handsome leading man,  the nemesis, and a facilitator or two.  All plot twists one expects are fully present, including the ending. (Happy ending? I bet you can guess!)

Yao Dogbe (Gbenga Ezie), Ernaisja Curry (Ayamma Okafor), Renea S. Brown (Dede Okorafor), and Joel Ashur (Wale Owasu). Photo by Margot Shulman Photography
Joel Ashur (Wale Owasu) and Jacqueline Youm (Adenikeh). Photo by Margot Shulman Photography

Ayamma, a naïf dreaming of making it big in the Nigerian film industry, marks time while working at her parents’ travel agency along with her sister, Dede.  Dede has a crush on Wale Owasu, a big star in said industry.  Suddenly, Ayamma has a chance to audition for a film starring Wale.  A complication: the leading role opposite Wale is all but assured to fall to the established actress, Fayola.  Plot twists and hijinks ensue.

A recurring conceit, and one of the best treats, of the show finds the theater audience cast as the viewers of the Adenikeh Show, whose eponymic embodiment sports ever-more fabulous costumes as the evening progresses.  Is textile porn a thing?  Can I make it one?  Adenikeh’s personality matches her outfits.  As with all the actors, she is a treat to watch.

And speaking of treats, the café at Round House is offering African dishes and specialty cocktails to complete your sensory experience.  I’ll quote the Round House Food and Beverage Manager, Frank Manganello,  as he describes the offerings:

“We have a thematic menu for every show, and try to incorporate food and drink options that enhance the experience of coming to see the performance.   I’ve incorporated the Suya spice blend to add a smoky/spicy kick to a homemade ‘BBQ sauce’ for a shredded chicken sandwich and also as a spicy dusting on roasted peanuts. We’re also featuring the West African superfood, fonio, in a bowl with lots of fresh veggies, herbs, and a tangy yogurt sauce. We partnered with Nigerian-owned Egunsi Foods to offer two items on the menu, a savory and vegan brown-eyed-pea stew called Gbegiri (reminiscent of lentil dahl) and Ata Din Din, a sweet and spicy red pepper sauce, that comes served as a dip with plantain chips. And of course, Dede’s favorite snack (ginger cookies) can be found as well!

“For cocktails, we’re featuring three for Nollywood Dreams. At opening, we were serving ‘Bringing Love’, which contains two locally-owned products! Blackleaf Vodka, Pratt Standard ginger syrup, lemon, and soda water. We’ve got a low-alcohol version of Nigerian Chapman spiced up with Campari, and a Bourbon Old Fashioned with homemade tamarind syrup called ‘The Comfort Zone.'”

At the Opening/Press Night, food was being sampled as well as Blackleaf Vodka, locally imported by entrepreneur Kevin Larkai.  A sip revealed it to be both smooth and complex.

Savory Snax to Sample

And when the cast paraded out for their flowers and hugs, they were resplendent in African fabric duds.  Yao Dagbe, especially, who as Gbenga Ezie sported the most extravagant designs of the male cast, seemed ready for his close-up as boulevardier.

The Cast and Crew Pose
Yao Dogbe Cuts a Fine Figure

Nollywood Dreams at Round House Theatre, by Jocelyn Bioh, directed by Raymond Q. Caldwell.  Through July 3.

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