I Love A Parade! The Cherry Blossom Blowout

I had never been to the Cherry Blossom Parade before, so I was looking forward to this year’s production – and the Sakura Matsuri was conveniently located a block away.  Both were so full of sensation and sensory overload that it was quite an overwhelming day.  The parade didn’t have much of a food connection, but the Matsuri made up for that.

No Food, Lots of Spectacle

The parade was a visual spectacle.  From the press corral, we could see both the marching phase of each unit and the performance area in front of the viewing stand, where We Were On National Television!!  So, here are some of my personal favorite highlights.

The press was invited to arrive early to capture some of the preparations, which allowed me to get a few candid shots.  Rain had been forecast, but the parade had a postcard-perfect sky after a slight sprinkle.

My first experience of the day was running into a clutch of volunteers holding enormous cherry blossom balloons.

Cherry Blossom Pink Against the Sky

Being slightly early gave me a chance to watch workers pasting decals down on the street to mark the place for the performances,

The Streets Are Marked With Flowers

and to notice a flutter of girls in elaborate antebellum Southern belle costumes waiting to take part in the opening number. 

The Mobile Azalea Trail Maids, Just Before Showtime

“Are you going to be dancing?” I asked one.  “No,” she replied.  “We’ll be promenading!” And so they did.

The Opening Number

There were many marching bands, interspersed with some unique and (my favorite) quirky groups.  The parade Grand Marshals were Mickey and Minnie Mouse (take that, governor of Florida!)  Among local shout-outs,  Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton riding in the car I have lusted after since I was a teenager, a worshipful company of Almas Shriners going from the sublime to the ridiculous, the Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps, and the DMV Onewheel Riders.

Don’t Mess with These Mice!
Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton in A Classic Mustang Convertible
Why DO They Like Those Funny Cars?
The 3rd United States Infantry Old Guard Fife & Drum Corps
The DMV Onewheel Riders and Their Little Dog, Too!

Several balloons made their appearance.  My favorite was this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, although the program did not specify which Turtle it was.  My daughter assures me it was Michelangelo.

Teenage Mutant Balloon

Japan was represented by several floats, two of which supported members of taiko drum groups.   The Tamagawa University float stopped for a very brief but exciting number.

Drumming and Dancing

Among the several performances in front of the viewing stand, the standout had to be the dynamic singing and dancing of Michael James Scott, starring as the Genie in Aladdin at the National Theatre.

Michael James Scott Performs in Front of the Petal Porches Float

And did I mention quirky? (I mean, besides the Onewheelers.)  The Gym Dandies Childrens Circus of Scarborough, ME wowed ’em with unicycle and balancing-ball acts.  And guess who came along in a cherrypicker?  My favorite park ranger, Superintendent Jeff Reinbold!

She’s Juggling While Hula Hooping and Balancing on a Big Ball, All At the Same Time

That’s Superintendent Jeff Reinbold in the Bucket. I’m jealous of his ride, too.

And now I must confess that we had to leave early.  A combination of hunger, too much sun, and the need for indoor plumbing drove us away and towards the National Gallery’s bathrooms.  The last thing we saw as we crossed the street was a group of Metro pylons being positioned for the march.  I guess they were going to promenade.

Pylons on Parade

Find Food (and Many Other Things) Here: The Sakura Matsuri

We headed straight for the food booths, with a stop at the gelato stand.  Eat dessert first!  Dolci Gelati (same as last year) was selling green tea and ginger flavors.  Then we continued on to the taiyaki booth, which happily did not have as long a line as last year.  We enjoyed ube- and pandan-custard flavors of the fish-shaped waffles.

Lunch!

The Matsuri itself, however, seemed lots more crowded than last year.  As we made our way to the stage hosting the food demos, we encountered some impressive cosplayers.  They were delighted to pose.

Anime Warrior
Another Anime Warrior
Elegant Gothic Lolitas

Koji.  No, I didn’t know what it was either, but Robert Cabrales educated his audience on this traditional Japanese flavor enhancer.  Made by fermenting rice and salt with aspergillus spores, there are many health benefits claimed for it, but Mr. Cabrales emphasized the qualities of tenderization and umami it imparts to proteins and other ingredients.

He began the demonstration by unpacking a huge tomahawk-cut steak which had been marinating in koji and placing it on a grill.  Then, while the audience was tantalized by the aroma of sizzling meat, he explained how a koji marinade breaks down the tough elements and seasons the meat.

Robert Cabrales Unwraps the Steak

Cabrales Koji uses traditionally-crafted cedar boxes to ferment the rice, and does not add any other ingredients, such as sugar or alcohol, which might be found in commercial koji.  It’s produced locally, in Virginia, and is available to order or at Rice Market in downtown DC.

The Steak Gets Its Close-up

Then, as they say, the proof was in the eating.  That steak disappeared amid great appreciation.

And Meets its Destiny

Wandering through the Japan Smart Infrastructure Pavilion, there was yin to the yang of traditional food, a display featuring Japanese astronaut Koichi Wakata and food eaten in space.  Stewed chicken, beef curry, cooked plain rice, soy sauce: the pictures on the packages looked tasty.  I’d like to try them someday, just in the interest of research.

Astro-Food
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Keep Your Eye Upon the Donut: Review of Jennifer Who Is Leaving at Round House

As you ramble on through life, brother, Whatever be your goal, Keep your eye upon the doughnut, And not upon the hole. – The “Optimist’s Creed.”

It’s not easy following that advice while watching Jennifer Who Is Leaving, part of the New Play Festival at the Round House Theatre.  Notwithstanding its setting in a hyperrealistic recreation of a somewhat seedy Dunkin’ Donuts location complete with the familiar stock, and its early section full of comic monologues, bratty old-fart behavior and antic dancing, it’s ultimately an unresolved problem play for all four of the characters.

I came into the theatre wondering if the other two cast members would be upstaged by the two veteran actors, Nancy Robinette (Nan) and Floyd King (Joey), but Kimberly Gilbert as Jennifer more than held her own.  Annie Fang as Lili was also impressive in a smaller part, and impresses in her delivery of a monologue later in the play.

I watched Nan instruct her husband by phone on household matters and mop the floor to the tune of “Dancing Queen;” Joey act out as the obstreperous, wheelchair-using old guy afflicted with dementia; Jennifer pretend to cope with being employed as Joey’s caretaker while waiting for the tow truck for her broken van, and Lili obsess over her looming SAT’s (“I HAVE to get into Oberlin!!”) – all while admiring the skill of the actors and wondering where this play was headed.

But then it took a turn which changed the tone entirely.  After a dual tirade about the unequal load assigned to women in marriage and the inadequacy, or unwillingness, of their husbands to help, Jennifer confesses that there is no tow truck coming.  She had driven past her exit out of despair with her life and desperation to escape it.  While Joey is locked in the bathroom, Jennifer begs Nan to help her, and Nan sacrifices her vacation fund and her ancient car to give Jennifer a 30-minute lead on lighting out for the territory.  Whether this ploy will be successful, the audience is left to wonder.

Floyd King (Joey), Nancy Robinette (Nan), Kimberly Gilbert (Jennifer), and Annie Fang (Lili) in Jennifer Who Is Leaving at Round House Theatre. Photo by Margot Schulman.

Jennifer Who Is Leaving is playing at Round House in repertoire with On the Far End.  Both are world premieres of works designed to provoke thought, and introspection, in the audience.

The Fourth Wall Bar and Café is featuring a menu designed to reflect the themes of both plays.  Far End  has a Native American focus, so there are dishes with New World ingredients such as cornbread, potatoes, chilis, and corn on offer. For Jennifer, set in New England, clam chowder, Boston cream pie, and cocktails with cranberries and coffee (for the late-night setting of the action) are featured.  And, of course, donuts.

The Opening Night Crowd
Donut Holes for Everyone!
The Cast and Crew Pose for a Group Picture

Jennifer Who Is Leaving is playing at Round House Theatre through May 7.

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Cherry Blossom Time

While the blossoms at the Tidal Basin have come and gone, other, later blooming trees around town are still putting on a show.  Even my chokecherry tree is looking especially good this year.

My Chokecherry Tree

And the Cherry Blossom Festival here in the Nation’s Capital still has many events scheduled.  See the official website (https://nationalcherryblossomfestival.org/) for  a full listing.  I’m looking forward to the Parade and the Sakura Matsuri next Saturday.

There was a swell event held to kick off the beginning of the festivities.  It began when the Mayor arrived on a cherry-pink bus, the culmination of a barnstorming tour of East Coast cities meant to raise the profile of The Most Incredibly Pink Tourist Attraction You Ever Saw (not the official motto).

Cheery Cherry Bus
Hoopla for the Mayor

There were short speeches by dignitaries including Mayor Bowser;  Diana Mayhew, President and CEO of the National Cherry Blossom Festival; and Koichi Ai, from the Embassy of Japan.  Then the Big Reveal was presented by Jeff Reinbold, superintendent of the National Mall and Memorial Parks.  He was assisted by a troupe of terrifically enthusiastic dancers known as Dance For Life, from Delaware.  The dates had to be adjusted slightly because of the unusually warm weather, but that didn’t dampen anyone’s enthusiasm. 

Her Honor
Diana Mayhew
Park Ranger Reinbold
The Blooming Dates Revealed

As a food writer, I was most impressed by the breakfast spread provided by the Conrad Washington, DC Hotel.  The cupcakes, yogurt parfaits, fruit, and agua fresca, all in shades of the color of the day, were as delicious as they were attractive.

Cherry Colored Breakfast
And Coffee, of Course
The Cheery Agua Fresca

In the hallway, the dancers were posing in frames.  On my way out, I passed them posing in front of the hotel sign in a very photogenic arrangement. 

Pretty as Pictures!
And In Front of the Hotel

Am I ever ready for the winter to be gone?  Spring It On!

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The Elephant in the Room Is Lord Ganesh: Olney Theatre’s A Nice Indian Boy

Well, as far as I’m concerned, the Olney Theater has been going about the advance publicity for A Nice Indian Boy the wrong way.  Right up until last week (a few days before it opened), it was all about romantic comedy, inclusivity, and Indian wedding dancing. 

And it is! But then they sent along a video to the mailing list of two actors eating samosas laced with hot sauce, and guess what?  There’s lots of food and cooking involved, too.  So of course I had to see and review it!

I was not disappointed.  Even before the action begins, as the audience is finding their seats, cooking is happening on stage.  As the aromas penetrate the Mulitz-Gudelsky stage (Olney’s black-box theater), the mood is set for exotic yet familiar attitudes and situations.  The south Indian family faces the universal emotions involved in reconciling with a seemingly-unfit addition and a possibly disastrous subtraction.  But I mentioned it’s a comedy, remember?  So it all works out in the end.  And the cast really gets a work-out in the end, as well.

Naveen (Carol Mazhuvancheril) and Keshav (Noah Israel) meet cute at the Hindu temple.  Naveen’s parents are still getting used to having a gay son, so his new relationship might be seen as a test of their traditional attitudes towards a new addition to the family – but there’s an even further complication: Keshav, although raised by Indian parents and culturally assimilated (he speaks fluent Marathi), was adopted as a child.  His dirty-blond hair and white skin make him a hard sell to Naveen’s folks, especially his father, Archit (Abhimanyu Katyal).  But! They both love to cook!  It could even be said that cooking is Archit’s love language.

Abhimanyu Katyal as Archit and Lynette Rathnam as Megha in “A Nice Indian Boy” at Olney Theatre Center.
Photo credit: Ryan Maxwell Photography

Much tsoris and angst (all of it funny, some of it poignant) ensue as Archit and Megha (Lynette Rathnam) struggle with the gay coupling and their daughter Arundhathi’s  (Jessica Jain) possible uncoupling from her conventional but unhappy marriage.  The funny lines and thought-provoking ones fly at a pace that keeps us amused and thinking.  The faintest hint of cultural appropriation, with echoes of Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, and wistful longing for unfulfilled aspirations, keep the action grounded.

Abhimanyu Katyal (Archit), and Noah Israel (Keshav) in “A Nice Indian Boy” at Olney Theatre Center.
Photo credit: Ryan Maxwell Photography

Visual surprises abound, with clever staging tricks expanding the tight (almost claustrophobic) sets.  The best gag is the refrigerator door which opens to reveal a Hindu temple – this works on several levels, subtly reinforcing the food:nurture:spirituality axis.

The pivotal scene of conciliation between Archit and Keshav comes over dinner preparation, with Keshav convincing Archit to try some new variations on the old traditional recipes.  We can see Archit’s mind stretching to accept new variations on old living and loving arrangements, as well.

And then! The dancing!  Need I mention the Best Song Oscar for the wedding dance scene in RRR? There may have only been five dancers, but the energy was proportionally equivalent.  A wonderful finale to a wonderfully entertaining play.

A Nice Indian Boy plays at Olney Theatre Center through April 9.  Olneytheatre.org

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The Eating and Drinking of the Green

Ahh, theme postings!  I was going to include the bagels in an Odd Things article until the nice folks at Taylor Strategies offered to send me some samples of Guinness to write about, to which of course I said, “sure!”  So:

Party in a Box

Obviously St. Patrick’s Day is a big deal for Guinness.  I will not deny that it’s not only my favorite beer, but stout is the only style of beer I truly enjoy drinking.  I didn’t expect to open the box to an explosion of green streamers and a strange little plastic cube that lights up green in addition to a Guinness glass and actual beer, but I’ll take it!

Erin Go Glow
Cube, Unlit
And After a Few Drinks

That green glow you see in the glass is actually the green cube, lit.  It flashes in two speeds as well as stays on steadily until you press the button again.  And raises many questions concerning its function and the level of taste of the Taylor folks, namely:

Am I supposed to put this in my beer?  Will it turn the beer green??  If it does, will it flash hallucinogenically to convince everyone who sees it that they have had enough???  I’m getting a little punchy even thinking about it.

(I’m not going to.  There’s no indication either way about whether it’s waterproof. I’m not taking any chances with my Guinness.)

There are two cans each of real Guinness and the new alcohol-free version.  I intend to use the latter in shandys.  The former I will drink straight or use in cooking.  Stay tuned for a further report.

And now a rant:

Can There Be a Worse Cliché?

Erin Go Blech

Green Bagels.  I swear.  In Giant Food in Olney.  In the next basket, Irish soda bread (actually passably edible).  In the next basket, challah???

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Roll Out the Barrel-Aged Beer: The Olney Civic Fund Pulls Through

So as previously mentioned, the Barrel Aged Beer Event happened on February 11, brought to us by the good folks at the Olney Civic Fund.

The Grillmarx truck had their barbeque grill set up outside the Lutheran Church of the Good Shepherd at 5 p.m. and snacks were available inside, but the main event was the variety of beer and wine on offer.

Although one brewery had to cancel at the last minute and another only brought cans, there was still plenty on offer for an evening of expansive sampling.  The variety of local beers being pulled seemed sufficient for anyone to get a good impression of the bounty of the county.

Crowded and Convivial

And there was a surprise: our very own District 14 Senator Craig Zucker pulling drafts for Waredaca.  Very low-key: “Just doing friends a favor.”

Senator Craig Zucker (in White Collar) and Friends

I was familiar with (or at least had heard the name of) all the breweries represented, except for one: Landmade Farm Brewery, represented by Carlos, the farmer himself.  He told me that most of the ingredients for the beer were raised by him, on the farm near Poolesville.  Although I didn’t taste his offerings, any brewery that names its beers after their pets can’t be bad.

Farmer Carlos of Landmade Farm Brewery

Dawn from the Olney Winery was pouring samples.  She assured me that the winery tasting room in Ashton was forging ahead in their drive to open soon.  I’ll be waiting!

Dawn Dispensing Olney Wine

A table in the back provided a retail opportunity to take home your favorites in cans and bottles.  Much brewery-related merch was raffled off to serve as souvenirs for some lucky participants.

Like It? Take It Home!

Music by the groups Marsh Lovers and Double Felix supplied a lively soundtrack for the event.  There were 125 advance tickets sold out of the maximum of 150, and at least 10 walk-ins had appeared by the time I left at about 6 p.m., so the event must be deemed a rousing success.  Next year, bigger and better?  But a larger space will be a must!

The Marsh Lovers Play
And So Does Double Felix

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Olney Winery Getting Closer

In both time and space (to my house, that is).  After months of little progress in finishing out their new space in Ashton, construction is once again full steam ahead.  The Olney Winery is planning for an opening this Spring.  When I talked to Ed Jarboe, one of the owners, last month, he was shooting for March.

I’ve been familiar with the winery since they opened ten years ago.  Although they closed their original tasting room in Olney, they continue to make and bottle wines at their facility in Beltsville and sell them in stores and at events and festivals around the area.  The full experience will soon be available once again at their new tasting room in Ashton.

There will be trivia nights, live music, private events (with a dedicated space), and fresh-baked pizza produced in a very impressive Italian oven imported from Naples.  Also: a weekly yappy hour on the new patio.  The “wine-making experience,” continuing from their first days, will allow everyone to mix their own ferments, then bottle the result using their personalized private label.

Their commitment to supporting local businesses is revealed in their sourcing of ingredients for their food offerings; an agreement with Lone Oak Brewery to provide beer; and one unique piece of furniture: a table from an old local mill, donated by Nichols Contracting (they used it as a conference table), a reminder of the first industrial development of Montgomery County.

Ed Shows Off the Table
The Short Side of the Table
And the Long Side

The latest news about the opening date will be available on their website and facebook page, which also has some photos of the work in progress.

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Olney Days, Olney Daze: The Barrel Aged Beer Event

The Olney Civic Fund, the folks who bring us Olney Days in April, are planning a fundraiser this Saturday evening.  The Barrel Aged Beer Event will take place at 5:00 p.m. on Saturday, February 11, at the Lutheran Church of the Good Shepherd.

Each ticket will allow you to taste beer from eight local breweries. The GrillMarx food truck will be there, as well as small bites available for purchase.  And there will be music! Marsh Lovers and Double Felix will perform.

These are the breweries expected:

The Brookeville Beer Farm

Elder Pine Brewing & Blending Company

Lone Oak Farm Brewing Company

Waredaca Brewing Company

Saints Row Brewing Company

True Respite Brewing Company

Landmade Farm Brewery

Denizens Brewing Company

And finally, for you non-beer lovers, wine will be provided by the Olney Winery (soon to open their new tasting room in Ashton).

This fundraiser will benefit Olney HELP, another fine local organization.  Tickets are $35.00 in advance or $50.00 at the door.  Purchase advance tickets at their website.

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A Tale of Two Guinness: Tasting Two Variations

The nice folks at Taylor Strategies, the PR firm for Guinness in the US, sent me samples of two variations on the theme. 

Old Fashioned Inspired Ale

Bourbon-barrel aged and finished with fruit flavors, this ale was inspired by the cocktail of the same name.  I admit that, if challenged, I couldn’t come close to guessing that it was meant to recall that taste, but it doesn’t really need to reference any other drink to be a perfectly agreeable mouthful.

It presents as lighter in color than the classic stout, with a distinct cherry-red cast, and a good traditional head.  Both of us tasting it agreed that it was a worthy addition to the Guinness family.  I had had initial thoughts about using it in a ham glaze or a Guinness cake, but it was too tasty for that.  We drank it all straight, with dinner.

It’s definitely something to look forward to when the nights start getting longer each year.  I hope they are planning to bring it, or something close to it, back each holiday season.

Old Fashioned Inspired Ale: The Unboxing Picture

Guinness 0 Non-Alcoholic Draught

And just in time for Dry January (celebrating another vibe altogether): Guinness 0.   An alcohol-free version of an icon is a little more fraught, and deserves a more nuanced consideration.  Our samples came with a suggested recipe for a Black Velvet Mocktail (Guinness 0 and non-alcoholic sparkling wine).  We tried it straight first, of course, then mixed with some leftover bubbly and also half-and-half with fizzy lemonade, for the favorite drink of my youth, a shandy.

Tasting G0 straight, the two of us had divergent opinions.  We agreed that its appearance was indistinguishable from the classic pour, with dark, thick body and high head (what the nitro capsule in the can is for!)  We also agreed that the mouth-feel recalled the classic product well.

Although Taster 1 enjoyed the taste when initially poured, they felt it became insipid upon standing.  The BV was too sweet, but the shandy was very good.

Taster 2 was more negative towards the straight pour: oversimplified, with no nuance or complexity, especially missing the chocolate and coffee notes expected in the classic brew.  They disliked the shandy, but very much did like the BV.  No accounting for tastes!

Guinness 0 would be a great choice for a nondrinker out for a night with drinking friends. If I had to swear off alcohol for a time or forever, I would be grateful for the option, especially in the form of a shandy.  But I hope I will be excused for hoping that that day never comes.

Guinness 0: The Drinking Picture
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Three Fowl Things

You don’t have to go far to find strange things these days – just browse your local main-line supermarket.  I’m used to finding exotic ingredients and quirky imported products in ethnic markets, but here are three surprising things found in my local Harris Teeter and Giant Food.

Not-So-Southern Fried

For Thanksgiving, anyone with the death wish urge to deep-fry a Thanksgiving turkey had to look no further than the Olney Harris Teeter.  Gallon containers of peanut oil were stacked in the aisle, complete with instructions printed on the sides.   In case you thought that it was just the opportunity to score a lifetime supply.

Stock Up Now!
Helpful Directions

Stuff-Stuff With Heavy

Also in a celebratory mood, HT is offering frozen terduckens.  I admit to being tempted by these.  For years I listened to the Thanksgiving special on PBS which featured a clutch of famous chefs showing up for dinner, each bringing their specialties.  It’s been awhile since I’ve heard it, and several of the chefs (Julia Child, Paul Prudhomme) are no longer with us, alas.

Chef Paul brought the terducken.  He described it as a Cajun specialty. A chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey, each deboned, and the whole roasted.  He made it sound scrumptious, but it has to be tricky to get the timing just right, avoiding dried-out meat (too long) and a health hazard (too short), not to mention deboning three fowl, both finicking and messy.

But now!  Through the miracle of modern technology, you can buy a ready-made construction for only $37.99!  This version uses the breasts only, which I guess makes the architecture easier, but could lead to an even greater drying-out hazard.  This situation has been presumably circumvented by including a center core of sausage.  Ingenious.  I might have sprung for it, but the price was too high for my frugal soul.

Would Chef Paul Be Proud? Or Mortified?

The Paws That Refreshes

And speaking of frugal, Giant now carries packages of chicken feet.  These are run-of-the-mill for any well-stocked Asian or kosher market.  To see them in Giant is interesting, but what puts the icing on the cake is the name bestowed upon them by the packaging:  CHICKEN PAWS.   Excuse me?  Does Giant think shoppers will look at the package and say, “Oh, my!  I simply must feed my family this brand-new part of the chicken tonight!  They’re so tired of all the breasts and drumsticks after all these years!  Who knew chickens had paws!?”??!!

Keep Your Paws To Yourself!

(Sorry about all the punctuation.  I couldn’t help it.)  But then Giant goes and sobers up by stamping the price label with the cold hard truth.  Chicken feet.  Chicken paw stock; chicken foot stock.  I guess it’s up to the consumer to decide:  reality or fantasy?

Come to that, all three of these odd things have the element of fantasy to them.  I don’t expect to deep-fry a turkey or debone three fowls to stuff them inside each other, but I might think about doing those things.  I will not, however, in my wildest dreams, call chicken feet “paws.”  And nobody else should, either.

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